September 2012: Carol Harding, Toronto, Canada
1. Amazon 2. Nile 3. Yangtze 4.Colorado 5. Thames
August 2012: Irene Arvayo, Bullhead City, AZ
1. Waltz 2. Tango 3. Hip Hop 4. Cha Cha 5. Polka
July 2012: Kaleigh Cummings, Naugatuck, CT
1. Man o'War 2. Seabiscuit 3. Secretariat 4. Affirmed 5. Citation
June 2012: Guy Potter, Laughlin, NV
1. Daisy 2. Lily 3. Pansy 4. Tulip 5. Rose
May 2012: Crystal Palomeque, Raleigh, NC
1. Pepsi 2. Dr. Pepper 3. Mountain Dew 4. 7UP 5. Sprite
April 2012: Brian Wolfe, Ridgecrest, CA
1. Merlot 2.Chardonnay 3.Cabernet Sauvignon 4. Chenin Blanc 5.Riesling
March 2012: Lauren Gesse, Bullhead City, AZ
1. Bluejay 2. Robin 3. Crow 4. Roadrunner 5. Eagle
February 2012: Cathy Loria, Middle Island, NY
1. Pistachio 2. Macadamia 3. Pecan 4. Cashew 5. Almond
January 2012 : Gary Hoskins, Laughlin, NV
1. Rib Eye 2. Porterhouse 3. Filet Mignon 4. T-Bone 5. NY Strip
December 2011: Barbara Patrick, Cape Coral, Fl
1. Feta 2. Gorgonzola 3. Provolone 4. Limburger 5. Swiss
November 2011: Cristina Mori, Palm Coast, Fl
1. Chihuahua 2. Scottie 3. Collie 4. Jack Russell 5. Poodle
October 2011: Terrill Johnson, Philadelphia, PA
1. Cherry Bomb 2. Roman Candle 3. Bottle Rocket 4. M80 5. Sparkler
September 2011: Kyle Burgess, Holdenville, OK
1. Great White 2. Mako 3. Hammerhead 4. Tiger 5. Bull
August 2011: Kathleen Cavonis, Wilmington, NC
1. Fuzzy Navel 2.Harvey Wallbanger 3. Brandy Alexander 4. Mudslide 5. Margarita
July 2011: Ronda Inman, Shallotte, NC
1.Albany 2. Sacramento 3. Atlanta 4. Phoenix 5. Nashville
June 2011: Lisa Montalbano, Elmont, NY
1. Royal Flush 2. Full House 3.Two Pair 4.4 of a Kind 5.Straight
May 2011: Petro Vermeulen, Ugie, South Africa
1. Siamese 2. Burmese 3. Angora 4.Calico 5.Tabby
Apr 2011: Ella Newcastle - Disqualified for being fictitious name
1. Saguaro 2. Ocotillo 3. Prickly Pear 4. Barrel 5. Cholla
Mar 2011: Debra Affrunti , Islip, NY
1.Picasso 2. Rembrandt 3.Renoir 4.Van Gogh 5. Monet
Feb 2011: Erika Johnson, Bullhead City, AZ
Ronda Inman, Shallotte, NC – special consolation prize
1.Aardvark 2.Platypus 3.Armadillo 4.Marmoset 5. Sloth
Monthly Clues Contest Rules:
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SmartAss Comment Submissions
Send us your SmartAss Comments ..If we decide to us one ..we will send you a $25 Wal-Mart Gift Card. Send them to SmartAss@Mindspring.com
Starting June 3, 2011 instead of a contest with a deadline…Website users are encouraged to send in a SmartAss Comment at any time . If selected to be used and posted to our Talking Donkey, SmartAss will pay a bounty of $25.00. Due to the volume of submissions, users will only be notified if their submission is chosen. Once paid, the submission will become the property of SmartAss.Com to be used or not used at our sole discretion. At the present time there is no limit on the amount of submissions any one person can submit.. Please note that rules 2, 3 and 5 from above apply. Send your SmartAss Comments to : SmartAss@mindspring.com
Previous Winners:
From February 2011 to May 31, 2011, SmartAss ran a SmartAss Comments Contest. The winning entry received a prize of $250. The winner was Mike McArthur of Cypress, TX :for "Any DumbAss can search the net, but it takes a SmartAss to help you find what you are looking for." 5 Honorable Mentions received $10 each. Lori Garza of Saint Cloud, Fl: "I'm about 1001 things and bullshit isn't one of them", Ed Harlovic of Jensen Beach, Fl "Spread your wings and Flail", Christy Higgins of Hoagland, IN: "My train of thought just collided with a shortbus", Michael L Rockwell of Danville, Va: "Teach a kid to Lie – take him fishing" and Richard Hansen of Green Cove Springs, Fl: "I had my say and they had their say. In the end no one had anything to say".
